Ohhh Interesting!!

A peninsula ON ANOTHER PENINSULA!

So, I was a little caught off guard when it was announced that Qatar would be hosting the the 2022 World Cup. Now I believe I was ahead of roughly 70% of the Earth's population, given that I knew that Qatar was a country, one of those small oil rich Arab peninsula countries . Oh, and conservative in a way that would give the right wing of the Republican party a three hour erection.

As I am always at least making a token effort to expand my admittedly pitiful base of knowledge before I am flung from this life with the force and disgust of French chef disposing of some low grade American hot dogs that had recently turned, I ventured onto the Wikipedia page for Qatar to give myself at least a superficial idea of what the country is all about.

Okay I also checked CIA Factbook. 

FUCK!!!

Fuck Spain!
Fuck F.C. Barcelona!
Fuck losing 1-0!
Fuck Octopi!
Fuck losing in the semis for the second time in a row!
Fuck a ridiculously talented team, MY TEAM, being too scared, too respectful of a bunch of Iberian twats! Fuck my thwarted expectations and hopes!
Fuck Diego Maradona!
Fuck Sepp Blatter!
Fuck smug sportswriters who wanted Germany to lose!
Fuck ESPN!
Fuck Netzer and Delling!
Fuck Iker Casillas's reporter girlfriend!
Fuck the people who hounded Jogi Loew all year. Those fuckers who created a situation that might cause him to resign despite a ludicrously successful tournament!
Fuck Holland, though I am going to support them anyway!
Fuck Uruguay!
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
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